The Bush Family's Testosterone Disorder

If only George W. Bush could have jumped out of a plane to prove his manhood instead of invading Iraq. As you can see from the photo here, which features a picture of his moron of a father – who who now defends his son outright on Iraq - the Bush men always need to prove their manhood. Hence, the reason an 83-year-old man jumps out of a plane to celebrate the opening of his remodeled Presidential Library (or something like that).

Still, are you really doing anything brave if there’s an expert Navy seal holding you from behind during the drop?

I wonder if Bush Sr. always gets this intimate with servicemen...

Bush Jr. really should just jump out of a plane next time he’s feeling inadequate. And maybe he’ll do us, and the world, a favor and forget the parachute.